If Anyone Finds This... is an archive item in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy. It is one of four messages left by Maintenance Chief Dugar, the others being Elevator A23, Memo: Suit Protocol and Knowhere Safe, regarding his first encounter with The Promise.
Gameplay[]
Peter Quill can find this text in Chapter 5: Due or Die. After defeating converted Nova Corps in a hallway, the archive can be found in a blue server room on the ground.
Records[]
MAINTENANCE CHIEF DUGAR
There's something flarkin' weird going on.
At first, I thought the Corpsmen were messing with me. They like to do that. Mess with me. I get at least four prank service calls a week.
But now I'm not so sure.
They keep talking about some "Matriarch" and a "Promise." Whatever the flark that is.
And then that d'ast idiot, Centurion Vikar, attacked me! He shot AT me!
WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE, DUMBSCUT!
It was like he had brain parasites. I warned them about that bar on Knowhere...
I managed to escape into the service tunnels. I tapped into the comms, hoping to reach management, and it's also filled with Promise this and Matriarch that.
And of course, I can't get a hold of the Worldmind. As per usual--
Scut. I can hear them. I gotta keep moving.
If anyone finds this...
Tell my wife I want a divorce.
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- ↑ In-game information.
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