Egghead Reviews: That's More Like It is an archive item in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy. It was written by someone called Eggie Newp. Their other reviews are Egghead Reviews: Mant-Blows and Spirit Tree.
Gameplay[]
The message can be found during Chapter 12: Knowhere To Run, on Knowhere. Players can be find it above some metal boxes right in front of the ruined Mantlo's Bar, after climbing down a wall of debris that Peter Quill can overcome thanks to Gamora's help.
Records[]
EGGIE NEWP
Loyal reader! This is why I come to Knowhere to drink!
As I scribe for you, a cacophony of clamorous explosions, chased by indignant claxons, screams away. I take a sip of otherwise unremarkable Mercurian scorcher and right now it tastes like ambrosia. A crowd just dashed past, arms flapping and mouths spouting hysterics about invasion. Just another day on the edge of oblivion and I FINALLY feel relaxed.
Here, every problem is somebody else's as long as you've got your lips to a glass. You can take yourself right out of the game and enjoy the fact that—at least this time--it's not you. So thank you, my endangered unfortunates, for your sacrifice. I raise a glass to whatever ails you!
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- ↑ In-game information.