Egghead Reviews: Mant-Blows is an archive item in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy. It was written by Eggie Newp regarding Mantlo's Bar, giving it a low score and comparing it to a dying Wuruum. His other reviews are Egghead Reviews: Spirit Tree and Egghead Reviews: That's More Like It.
Gameplay[]
The message can be found on said bar, during Chapter 6: Between a Rock and a Hard Place, on Knowhere. It can be found atop a mostly unoccupied table with bottles right in front of the bar's countertop.
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EGGIE NEWP
What does a fatally wounded wuruum and Mantlo's Bar on Knowhere Station have in common? Both are in the midst of a slow and painful death
Do not get me wrong, loyal reader. I came to Knowhere on a mission. But even I, a connoisseur of dive bars and flark-ridden watering holes, cannot be swayed to give a full skull to this garishly lit den of thievery that has the audacity to call itself a bar.
For a bar suggests that there is one by which to be rated against. If Mantlo's has a bar, it has sunk so low into the rotting celestial grey matter that it cannot — dare I say will not — be found again.
Therefore, reader, I must caution you. Drink at your own risk, lest you, too, be consumed by the slow entropy of irrelevance. A generous 0.5 out of 5555555555jksjdnhnallllllllllllllddddddddskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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