Don't Do It! is an archive item in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy. It is a message by Gopoid, who tries to warn his lover about a creature (implied to be the Tara-Tara's seller) she stole from the Headmen.
Gameplay[]
This message can be picked up by Peter Quill in Chapter 4: The Monster Queen in Lady Hellbender's Fortress, during the "Sell Groot" scenario. In this case, the meeting with Hellbender ends peacefully and the crew infiltrates her fortress later on. When inspecting the throne room at night, the player can walk to the right, along the outer edge of the room to find the archive sat on a wall.
Records[]
GOPOID
Queen!
The beasts you "liberated" from the Headmen will be your undoing. If it does not kill you, Lady Hellbender surely will.
This is the most ridiculous of your ridiculous "get rich quick" schemes.
Those poachers are not known for their gentleness. That animal was torn from its snowy home, and likely beaten. What if it turns on you the moment it senses the opportunity? Why can't you just work in the Brain Matter mines? I know it is not glamourous, but it is an honest job. We do not need units to be happy. Why can't you see that? Why can't you understand all we need is each other?
Please, please, please reconsider this plan. Release that thing, before it becomes your death.
I love you, you damn fool.
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References[]
- ↑ In-game information.